Friday the 13th is Queer, Bitter, and Single

So what if everybody and your mother are celebrating Valentine’s Day all weekend long with their stupid overpriced Russel Stover’s chocolates and their stupid cartoon cards with red hearts all over them and their stupid hand-holding and stupid kissing everywhere.  Whatever. We’re over it.

In fact, we’re SO over it that we’re creating a bunker to hide out in while we wait for the storm to pass. It’s called Queer, Bitter, and Single: an extra special love-sucks Queer Open Mic extravaganza next Friday, the 13th.  And we’re following it with a pub crawl in the Mission because after we throw all our juicy snarky brilliance at each other, we’re gonna need to go drink it off.

Queer, Bitter, and Single

This open mic night will be all you.  No feature, extra spots on the sign-up list, and yes, you can go more than once if there’s time.

This is not — I repeat: NOT — a singles mixer. If you meet another queer bitter single at this event and fall in stinky-love at first sight over poetry and beer and then go home together and stay in bed all weekend having the best edgy sex you’ve ever had, you will have missed the point altogether.  And we will think of a suitable punishment for you.  And it will be hot.

Non-single empathetic allies are welcome, as long as they play by our rules.

Queer Open Mic: “Queer, Bitter, and Single”
Friday, February 13, 2009
7pm sign-ups, show at 7:30
Modern Times Bookstore
888 Valencia Street (at 20th) in San Francisco
Followed by a pub crawl in the Mission

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